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time flies when ur having fun ... hot dogs fly when u squeeze the bun

a mouse is an elephant built in japan

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit"

Auto response from PolkaDots147: H-O-M-E-W-O-R-K has 8 letters, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.

ok so i walked into the kitchen with some glue, and i was smelling it. this is what my mom said: JAKE!! DONT NAIL THAT!!! o wait... its elmers... let me smell!

AppleShiner01: smooches my little soda bottle

AppleShiner01: you are a wrong swedish duckling.

6 reasons to go out with a paintballer:
6. We are good at moving our fingers extremely fast in small places
5. We like to slide into our positions
4. We always wear protection
3. We can fire off 100's even 1000's of rounds without getting tired
2. We dont mind getting a little dirty
1. All of us have at least a 10" barrel on us
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Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top

everyones cool.. im tired of the damn listy thingy

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if youve got love for jesus christ copy and paste this into ur profile

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

The point im trying to make is you like what you like, right? Because we've all got our reasons for liking and if you don't like what you like then you really aren't liking.

its safe to say that the world is going insane when the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon






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